1a Giornata di Clausura

[Il Maggiore]

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[Il Maggiore]

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[Il Maggiore]

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[Il Maggiore]

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[Luca_fio]

Grande intuizione di Giacomino!

[Shay Given]

si vabbè ma ti segna BASTA.........il calcio muore oggi..........BASTA.....ma dai..........

[Luca_fio]

si vabbè ma ti segna BASTA.........il calcio muore oggi..........BASTA.....ma dai..........

già....è da ieri che piagne Marco. E' palese che perdiamo o pareggiamo per mezzo punto...quello di Klose.

[Il Maggiore]

Ma andatevi a richiude... voi non avete preso due gol in due minuti passando da 2-0 a 2-2 per un rigore dubbio e una pisciata di amelia tutto a favore di claudio..

BUCIO DI CULO!!!!!

[Luca_fio]

a favore di claudio..

BUCIO DI CULO!!!!!

si chiama Karma

[Claus]

Ti ha fatto goal legrottaglie...

[Il Maggiore]

e a te ha pisciato amelia sul tiro di diamanti.. direi che stiamo pari

ad ogni modo adesso inserisco i voti secondo me vince 3-2

[Mav]

Attenzione ai numeri di giornata!

e a te ha pisciato amelia sul tiro di diamanti.. direi che stiamo pari

ad ogni modo adesso inserisco i voti secondo me vince 3-2

Pianto Skiziano...che all'inizio sembra vacillare ammettendo un pò di culo ma poi si abbandona ai suoi più bassi istinti lacrimosi pronosticando un risultato che alla fine sarà...ribaltato!

si vabbè ma ti segna BASTA.........il calcio muore oggi..........BASTA.....ma dai..........

già....è da ieri che piagne Marco. E' palese che perdiamo o pareggiamo per mezzo punto...quello di Klose.

e attenzione al pianto Fioravantiano che innanzitutto vanifica il pianto Marozziano, dopodichè millanta palesi pareggi per mezzo punto quando invece finirà 2 goal sopra...

effettuando un analisi "logica" dei 2 pianti, notiamo come entrambi per funzionare debbano spingersi al pronostico sul risultato, il solo pianto evidentemente non è abbastanza efficace, per aversi gli effetti sul risultato è necessario il pronostico negativo. La differenza, nella forma ma non nella sostanza, sta nella fase preparatoria, più timida quella del Felicetti, che pare protendere per un ragionamento "culo tu-culo io" per stordire l'avversario prima di finirlo col pianto successivo, più diretto il Fioravanti, che rincara la dose di pianto finale con una premessa sulle chiappe di Marozzi sul gol di Basta. Un uno-due che non lascia scampo, senza i fronzoli e le finte Maggioresche, ma altrettanto efficace.

IO MI INCHINO!

[Luca_fio]

oh Gezzo ha vinto contro l'unico con cui poteva vince...
e inizia con 3 punti comodi comodi....com'è so culo Ge???...INSOLITO!!!



cmq deve giocare...SE GIOCA...Bonucci.
Se non gioca vinco ...forse

[Mav]

oh Gezzo ha vinto contro l'unico con cui poteva vince...
e inizia con 3 punti comodi comodi....com'è so culo Ge???...INSOLITO!!!



cmq deve giocare...SE GIOCA...Bonucci.
Se non gioca vinco ...forse

Mi sa che ci pigliavo pure io, anche perchè rischio di giocare in uno in meno in difesa (Lucio era dato fuori da tutti...)
Rimane la chiappa di Gezzo, che oramai ha smesso di fare notizia...a breve studio statistico delle natiche Gezziane, se l'esame va bene c'ho in mente un paio di rubriche del cazzo che secondo me ci spassiamo furia

[Il Maggiore]

non c'entra un cazzo ma non sapevo dove scrivertelo... quello che ha sbroccato della squadra mia contro sab benedetto ha preso la squalifica fino al 31 marzo 2012 se l'è cavata solo con tre mesi e mezzo XD